$1 Each to Gregory Roze, The Rozebuzz Media Group, 399 West Bagley Road, Suite 121 Cleveland, OH 44017 (4 Pages/T/RSF) No trades/no ads.

The hot new trend -- literary trading cards; Ms. Corn-Chip is competing with Ms. Popcorn in predicting comming trends; new baby products -- like the bullet-proof bib; new words for the next century; and the Ed Norton Literay Anthology.

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There's a collection of silly proverbs, the results of Create a Caption, some LEAK News, and how to turn Christma cards into boxes.

, Subs: $10.00 for 12 issues to Hank Roll, The Atrocity, 2419 Greensburg Pike, Pittsburgh, PA 15221 (14 Pages/S/RSF) No trades/submissions OK/back issues/no ads.

Like many universities, University of Iowa is considering implementing a sex act policy. Read one side of the story here. Comments about RU-486, a perverse view on sexual harrasement, calling Clinton's health plan "fascist," and a discussion of TV porn. That's funny, I haven't seen any porn on TV since Manhattan Cable channel J. I didn't know they had that in Iowa.

$1 Each , Subs: $10.00 for 12 issues to Campus Review, 336 S Clinton #16, Iowa City, IA 52240 (20 Pages/T/RSF) No trades/submissions OK/no ads.

Things Dando may and may not do; a Dando crossword puzzle; bands that are better than the Lemmonheads, cool cars; tips on shaving; and a Hawaii 5-0 trivia quiz.

$1.50 Each to Jeff Fox, Die Evan Dando, Die, 1464 Easton Rd., Warrington, PA 18976 (20 Pages/D/RSF) No trades/no ads.

If you thought the last collection was outragous, wait till you see this "Extremely Underground" collection. You've all seen the "Iraqi scud missile launch" of the camel with his balls on the block but have you seen the nine-page "The Fuckstones" or the "Crotch Master 6000."

$2 Each to Yendie Boox Publishing, Inc., P.O. Box 18679, Indianapolis, IN 46218 (28 Pages/D/RSF) No trades/submissions OK/back issues/no ads.

"Have you seen Mittens?" It looks like she was run over by a truck. Jim Hogshire wrote an informative article about legal highs.

$2 Each , Subs: $10.00 for 6 issues to A. Mayer, 1202 E. Pike St., Suite 522 Seattle, WA 98122-3934 (8 Pages/S/RSF) submissions OK/takes ads.

Joe's expanded *Funny Pages* to a full-sized thang now -- cleaner layout too. Clinton jokes, worst pick-up lines, ethnic jokes, sick humor, sage advice, a bunch of cartoons by *F5's* Kit Lively, and a whole page of Bobbitt jokes. "Why does he need to shave? He's got a little stubble."

Not politically correct. Who the fuck cares? Send 'em some jokes and maybe you'll get a few issues in return.

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New chanels appearing as cable systems expand to 500 chanels, and ideas for new currency standards.

SASE Each , Subs: $15.00 for 12 issues to Neil Schuster, 3700 N. 38th St., Arlington, VA 22207 (4 Pages/S/RSF) submissions OK/back issues/no ads.

There's a poem called "Ode to Grape Nuts"; two views on the folding/wading toilet paper controversey; and an essay comparing mastubating to eating dry popcorn.

Ya get a free wildlife card with every issue.

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Most of this issue was devoted to a wonderful story of a excursion by a groop of "Society" members. Starting in San Francisco they continued throught Reno and small town in Nevada until they all ended up at the big Cacaphony Society's Burning Man celebration.

$3 Each , Subs: $10.00 for 4 issues to Kathy Biel, Metaphysique Tapes, P.O. Box 542327, Houston, TX 77254-2327 (16 Pages/S/RSF) back issues/no ads.

I liked his personal stuff better, especially the part where he talked about the finances of printing his zine. I also liked his rant about food and his comments about "cowfags."

$1 + 2 stamps Each , Subs: $ 6.00 for 6 issues to Ed Glover, 1670 Ashland, St. Paul, MN 55104-6157 (9 Pages/S/RSF) No trades/submissions OK/no ads.

Strange photos from the Fantasy Fest '93, the story of Elvis spotted in the Florida Keys, the Elvis/Jesus coincidence (from the *Funny Pages*), an essay about the Serb/Croat war, a review of *Mondo 2000,* how to pass as middle class, and lots of cool comics.

$1.50 Each , Subs: $16.00 for 12 issues to Bob Clark, Mangrove News, 906-F Kennedy Drive, Key West, FL 33040 (16 Pages/S/RSF) submissions OK/takes ads.

Ardis *(Masonia Roundup)* Mason declares that holidays are set up by men just to get women to make them huge banquets; Lauren Andreano told us about returning from a trip; important ideas in case of hospitol stays; and things to keep kids busy on a rainy day.

, Subs: $10.00 for 6 issues to Karen Spiegler, 3748 Homesteaed Rd, Revenna, OH 44266 (8 Pages/S/RSF) No trades/submissions OK/no ads.

The core of their platform is the "Great Leap Backward", one part Deep Ecology, one part anarchotribalism, one part Jacobite monarchism, and three parts dadaist belly laugh. The damnedest thing is that some of it makes sense.

A fine tonic for the excessively political.

$3.00 Each to McGillicuddy Serious Party, P.O. Box 159, World Trade Centre Melbourne, Vic 3005, Australia (44 Pages/A2/PR) No trades/no ads.

This is a sort of best-of issue collecting several of the past single-sheeters. The story of the teenage girls pissing off the roof of a Manhattan building was quite silly. Don't forget the public service anouncement for prune juice.

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News of the unforutnate incident for Jim Rose as he was hospitalized after eating five lightbulbs (over his limit of just one a day), a mail-bomber was arrested after putting his return address on the package, and a women donated $500,000 for the city of Sunnyvale to use for lawn-bowling.

These publication makes reading the newspaper a whole new experience. They're available separately but go the whole package, $11 for seven issues of each.

, Subs: $11.00 for 7 issues to Chuck Shepherd, Deadfromtheneckup Inc., P.O. Box 8306, St. Petersburgh, FL 33738 (4 Pages/S/RSF) No trades/submissions OK/no ads.

Dale White wrote a short story about flaws in the law of gravity, Andrew Cunningham wrote abou the Pogostick Man, and Ken Rand contibuted another one of his funny essays.

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A new regulation requiring new mothers to recive a baby at random when they leave the hospital instead of the one they bore, new manditory sentences for anyone withing 60 feet of the crime scene, and a man faces the death penalty for killing a coyote.

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In reconsideration after the work of Jack Kevorkian the tobacco industry has turned over a new leaf and is now admiting that smoking is fatal.

Pretty Funny.

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Scott played his first cyberprank -- he sent a hot personal ad off into the virtual space of AOL. Not only did he print all the juicy respoces, but he convienently highlight all the best parts.

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The premier issue features a lead article on farts and stories about them. The tribute to Lester Bangs reminded me about what a brilliant tastless man he was.

Low brow and high humor.

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"Current Events -- Readers are de-lighted as we continue to socket to the politicians in D.C.. I took charge and began conducting a pole."

Lots of great cartoons too. Excruciating! Don't miss the Elvis "Return to slender" stamp available for $10. Subscriptions benefit the O. Henry museum.

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This one presents a collection of warning signs to watch out for on your next date, 10 ways to make baseball more exciting, the truth about UFOs, a satire of Jurasic Park, an interview with Mike Nelson of MST3K, and "Ask Dr. Kevorkian."

I see this one going places.

$4 Each , Subs: $14.00 for 4 issues to Blake Gerard, Rubber Chicken, 1052 Montgomery Rd, Suite 108 Alamonte Springs, FL 32714 (30 Pages/S/RSF) No trades/submissions OK/no ads.

There's a Michael Jackson crossword puzzle, instructions for two fun-sounding drinking games, a list of 1993 celebrities, an overview of late night talk shows, questions from the NYC high school math proficiency exam, and the true story told by John Wayne Bobbit's penis.

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Tips for the impending holliday battle, the bullshit about the music industry, a Buffalo scene report, favorate Christmas songs, 12 *good* things about the holidays, and interviews with Pete Shelly and Moxy Fruvous.

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The intro alone is worth the price of admission -- all about how Storm and Jasmine moved to Seattle cuz they thought Sub Pop was cool. Other funny stuff includes the survey about anal sex, alcoholic poetry, advantages to Seattle living, Seattle survival tips, and the curse of the Colt-45 40 ouncers.

SASE w/ 3 stamps Each to 502 Bellevue Ave E. #101, Seattle, WA 98102 (28 Pages/D/RSF) submissions OK/no ads.

"The Art of Procrastination: I'll tell you later." "The Art of Evasion: I'll tell you later, so how's your..." Since Eric Broder found this line in a serious business magazine "even sugar-laden brands are filling and a farily reasonable nutritional value" he decide to write up a few sugared cereal reviews. Don't forget the never before publised T.S. Elliot poem "The Waste Receptacle."

Lots of smiles and even a chuckle or two.

$4 Each , Subs: $ 9.00 for 3 issues to Sam Hayes, Anarchaos Press, P.O. Box 457, Grand River, OH 44045 (48 Pages/D/RSF) No trades/submissions OK/takes ads.

Compare and contrast: Howard Stern's Private Parts to Michael Jackson's private parts. Well we know more about Howard's because he can't seem to stop talking about them. Will Durst attempts to explain Howard's popularity, while Paul Krassner presents some of the missing trascripts from the Oprah/Michael Jackson interview. We also get an account of Carlos Castaneda's sorcery lessons, Marv Davidov's trip to Cuba, and Jeff *(Fair)* Cohen's prank about making a Constitutional Amendment banning off-key singing of the National Anthem.

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It's been a while since the last issue and it looks like they've grown more viscious and much more more funny. There's an essay explaining how Springfield is a city populated by out of towners, a comic about the conservative group Citizens for Decent Standards, a tourist guide to Springfield, and a funny bunch of proposed additions to the Precious Moments figurines called Prescious Mutants.

Very funny stuff.

$1.50 Each , Subs: $ 5.00 for 4 issues to The Springfieldian, P.O. Box 4952, Springfield, MO 65808-4952 (6 Pages/S/RSF) No trades/back issues/no ads.

Their Vatican correspondent ("Peter") explains the importance of celibacy, the financial advisor ("Alexander Hamilton") tells us how to profit in these hard times, Denise Noe explains how people got off welfare, Denise also exposes lesbianism in the bible, Brahm Eiley gives the details on making a DIY piss test kit, and Jon Longi contibuted his great Bricks and Anchors story.

Also, some listings and resources for writers and publishers. A fine collection of satirical dark fiction.

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There's the first chapter in the story of his life, the deviant sex habits of Wally and the Beaver, the truth about Jesus's jealous little brother, a confession of being a TV Baby, "The Loneliest Mosher," and a longer, more serious piece about the life of Casey.

$1 + 2 stamps Each to Jed , 1014 3rd St, Los Banos, CA 93635 (40 Pages/D/RSF) no ads.

Clinton's proposal to put all welfare recipients into prison, Moscow, Idaho becomes part of Russia, and dogs are now arming themselves.

Funny stuff from Mr. Busky and definitely worth the price.

free/SASE Each to Don Busky, 7393 Rugby St., Philadelphia, PA 19138-1236 (2 Pages/S/RSF) no ads.

Mostly reprints as Larry scales back his entire publishing empire. The big Clinton/Bubba/CIA conspiracry as reported by *Bovine Gazette;* a great piece from *Farm Pulp* about living between the cracks inside an office building; and quotes about Rush Limbaugh compiled by Larry.

He also included a bunch of neat stuff, I think you'll get some too if you subscribe.

$1 Each , Subs: $ 4.00 for 4 issues to Larry & Sandy Taylor, World Domination Review, P.O. Box 762, Madison, WI 53701-0762 (8 Pages/S/RSF) No trades/back issues/no ads.